What a day!
OK - I said I was done cooking but I am hungry. Now what? The only thing Ralphy knows how to make is pb&j and burned fried eggs. Maybe I can just put one little pot roast in the oven?
Remember when I said no Fiber One bars. I am half dead from the frigging thing. I am not kidding. Don't say I didn't warn you.
I promised to tell you about these two guys I had at Target - the one guy was drop-dead gorgeous. 6'3" maybe, graying temples, broad shoulders, sky blue eyes, great teeth, just perfect. He looked like he could have been on "Batchleor". Whew! Man, oh, man - was he handsome - I couldn't stop staring. And he was very nice. The next guy - are you ready, comes in my line and puts his stuff down. I just kept on scanning the items and, as I scanned, I noticed a Full Body Hair Wax Kit, a small round packs of rubbers, and a small jar of Vaseline. Now - how I am supposed to look at the guy and give him his change??????????????? So, I am thinking - and I looked up to give his change and I could see that he was kinda sheepish. But me, the true Target professional, kept my cool and handed him his change and said "Thanks and have a great day". I am so glad I didn't say "Thanks and have a great night!". Good God - with my mouth, you never know what I am going to blurt out.
So far, with the exception of the phone call ths morning, I have not done a thing. We had workers here this morning to look at our kitchen floor and find that they can't fix it until they take the other floor up. This would be no problem if the morons that installed it hadn't glued it down under the cupboards! Now we have to have it removed, fix and flooring underneath and then, buy new floor covering. JESUS, MARY, AND JOE - IS THERE NO END TO THIS TORMENT?? I JUST WANT TO GO ON A VACATION!!!! Everytime we think we are finally going to get to go someplace - there is another snafu.